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DarkkoTV has such a familiar name that I wonder if they get any stray visitors who were looking for a spin-off of a certain 2001 weird horror/sci-fi classic. Then again, the pervs in the audience might recognize the name for a different reason than your sister with the long-standing crush on Jake Gyllenhaal. This is Darkko with two Ks, and it ain’t Donnie but Jonni. If you’ve jerked it to dirty movies in the last twenty years, there’s a damn good chance you’ve seen his work–and quite possibly his raging hard pecker, too.

That’s right, ladies and germs: DarkkoTV.com is a premium pornography site brought to you by AVN Hall of Famer, Jonni Darkko. The joint gets a hundred thousand visits a month, which is way more than I typically expect from a personally branded paysite outside of my own PornDudeCasting. Let’s be honest here, X-rated accolades ain’t really what sell tickets to the show anywhere, and most internet masturbators couldn’t give less of a shit about the dudes making the stuff. The name recognition is but a small part of the formula here, so let’s look at what really makes the site special.

Meet the Man Behind Darkko TV

I don’t typically spend much time talking about the producers behind the sites I review, but it’s worth taking a quick look at the man whose name is stamped all over Darkko TV. There’s an AVN logo wrapped in laurel leaves out on the front page, which is surprisingly humble when you actually peek at his full list of awards on his IAFD page. I’ve seen a lot of paysites overinflating their industry nods, but Jonni here does the exact opposite.

The dude started fucking on camera back in 2003, a couple years after Donnie Darko came out, so it’s a safe bet where he got the pseudonym. He pulled his first AVN nomination in 2010 and has been steadily stacking them up ever since. He’s earned recognition from every major outlet and a bunch of minor ones, including Nightmoves, Urban X, XBIZ and XCritic. A fair number of his wins across the board are for Director of the Year, which tells you a lot about the stuff we’ll be gawking at today.

Jonni Boy is no one-trick pony, as visitors will understand as soon as they see the thumbnails. His material is diverse and hardcore as fuck. Darkko TV offers such perversion as airtight group sex, anal fisting and gaping, blowbangs, gangbangs and double penetration. The full, thumbnailed Tags menu even has a Bowl of Drool category. Just based on the five thumbnails in that last category, I’d say there are other bodily fluids than just saliva in those martini glasses.

I liked the sleek, polished presentation of the tour page from the moment I arrived, and man, wait till you get a load of these babes. Jonni’s working with some of the hottest talent in the business, with recent fuck flicks featuring starlets like Adriana Chechik, Jane Wilde, Kianna Dior, Sadie Summers and Melissa Stratton. He’s worked with a bunch of my guests from PornDudeCasting, too, including Anissa Kate, Queenie Sateen, Willow Ryder and Savannah Bond.

I tapped the thumbnail of Savannah giving a simultaneous titwank and blowjob, a little bit worried I’d be shuffled straight to the signup page as on other paysites. Darkko TV ain’t stingy with the previews, though, so I got to watch a one-minute montage of the blonde showing off her body before giving Jonni a messy POV blowjob. I was all hard and drippy by the end of the freebie, so I headed straight to the ticket booth next.

Cheap Memberships with a Small Catch

I know a lot of the cheapskates in the audience are going to beat off to the free samples before heading to Costco and filling up on the same, but I’ve got good news for those with a few bucks to spare. DarkkoTV.com offers memberships cheaper than the industry standard, or VOD if you only want a scene or two. Subscriptions are just twenty bucks a month versus the thirty you pay almost anywhere else, with decent discounts on longer plans.

For my money, the cheap membership is a way better deal than the Video On Demand. Most rentals are ten bucks and most movies cost twenty bucks to buy, so I feel like you’d have to be bad at math or really aching for a hit to spring for the VOD. Then again, if you’re a collector, buying your movies ensures a permanent local copy just in case the entire internet goes down forever. In that case, a hard drive full of DarkkoTV will be a valuable commodity you can trade for fuel, food and ammunition. Oh, and you can jack off to it, too!

As I type this up, Darkko TV has around 150 movies. Run times typically clock in between twenty and forty minutes, with some outliers on either side. Earlier this year, they put out Luna Luxe’s first blowbang ever, which is nearly a solid hour of thirsty slurping and glurping. It’s probably fun being friends with Jonni, because man, he throws one hell of a party.

DarkkoTV.com is dropping a new movie every Friday, too. Weekly releases are my golden standard for reviews and the industry expectation for masturbation, and I love when sites keep it on a steady seven-day schedule. That gives you a treat to look forward to after you finish slogging at your job for 40 hours. Personally, I’m fortunate enough to work in an office where I’m allowed to beat off at my desk, but my cleaning ladies keep quitting. This can be a messy gig, but somebody’s got to do it!

Tuning In and Cranking Off to Darkko TV

One of the top scenes at Darrko TV right now is a twenty-minute interracial anal encounter between BBC legend Rob Piper and the lovely Maddy May. We didn’t do any butt stuff when she visited me, but I’d been wondering ever since what it would have been like. After getting my premium account set up, I figured I’d live vicariously through this movie.

A lot of porn scenes start out with a slow setup, but not this one. Rob’s laying behind Maddy in the opening moments, and she’s teasing an absolutely monstrous dildo with her pretty mouth. The camera pans out, and we see the babe is already piping herself up the ass with that big-ass thing. She pulls it out, puts it in her mouth, and then Rob starts nailing her with it while she fingers herself.

He puts his own arm-sized member in that tight butthole around two minutes into the flick, which is fantastic for anal fans. It’s so common to click on a scene that mentions ass fucking in the title, only to find a measly two minutes of cornholing toward the end of a feature-length fuckfest. This one, on the other hand, is hardcore butt loving almost the entire way through.

The production at DarkkoTV is simple but fucking gorgeous. This set is just a bed with white sheets, exquisitely lit and beautifully framed with smooth handheld shots that feel intimate yet invisible. It gives the whole thing a voyeuristic vibe, like we’ve somehow gotten a peek into the bedroom of an extremely horny, unrestrained interracial couple. I love the tight angles that simultaneously let us see Rob’s dick in Maddy’s ass, that giant fake dong in her cooter, and her beatific face as she gets pounded to the heights of ecstasy.

Honestly, man, it’s such a fucking hot scene that I’m considering dropping $15 to download it for my permanent offline spank bank. The lack of downloads with the membership is a bigger bummer once you see the quality of the material at Darkko TV, but hey, it costs ten bucks less to get in than you’d pay elsewhere. Most premium porn sites don’t have such a world-renown auteur at the helm either.

I’d tell you to check out DarkkoTV.com to see the work of a true pornographic maestro, but that just sounds like some bullshit promotional hype. The real reason to check it out is because the guy makes damn fine and filthy movies, pushing the limits of hardcore content while maintain stunning production values. Jonni Darko is working with some of the hottest women in the business, getting them to put on some of their freakiest performances ever. The catalog is diverse, fapworthy and growing fast, making that cheap price tag even more appealing by the week. Check out the samples for a taste, my dudes.